my KH story i made with my friends

Axel: *sulks in a corner, eating a popsicle*

Me: Why do you always eat freaking popsicles?!  You're gonna get fat!
Roxas: Hey, don't talk to my bed buddy like that!

Me: Go fudge yourself, Roxas.  Or better yet, go rape Mickey.

Roxas: T_T

Me: Yeah, that's right!

Roxas: I hate you...

Me: Aw, me too!  NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Roxas: *runs away*

Axel: You know, you're kind of mean.

Me: Why thank you!  But I wouldn't be so mean if you guys were straight.

Axel: Are you homophobic or something?

Me: No, I just think that Roxas and Xion should be together.  Where is Xion, anyway.

Axel: Probably in her room, cutting herself.

Me: Ugh!  I'll go get her.  This is my game, anyway.  Man, I should've got Birth by Sleep instead of this crap...

Xion: *sobs*

Me: What's wrong, Xion?

Xion: Nothing, except for the fact that Roxas ripped out my heart and tore it to pieces!

Me: That's so cliché.

Xion: I know.. but it's true!  I can't sleep anymore!

Me: Um... why?

Xion: Because I hear them moaning in the night!

Me: Who, the wolves?

Xion: No, Roxas and Axel.

Me: O.o

Xion: *shudders*

Me: Isn't it like pooping backwards?

Xion: I don't even want to know.  I never asked.

Me: GOOD.

Me: Well, this is still my DS game, and I'm gonna do what I want!

Xion: Does that mean you can hook me up with Roxas?

Me: Dang right!

Me & Xion: *high five*

Me: Roxas, you are in love with Xion, k?

Roxas: *eyes suddenly become glassy and blank* Yes, master.

Me: That's Lieutenat Butterfly, to you, peasant!

Roxas: Yes, Lieutenant Butterfly.

Me: *nods in approval*

Xion: Roxas?

Roxas: Oh, Xion!  How could I have been so blind for all these 358/2 Days?

Xion: What is it, Roxas?

Roxas: I love you!

Xion: I love you, too!

Roxas & Xion: *kiss*

Me: Aw...

Axel: $#%&!

Me: Shuddup... Nobody likes you.  Except for Larxene.

Axel: S-sh-she.....like me?

Me: Uh, yeah.  But I would get her fast. She's a little turned off by your, ahem, "relations" with Roxas.

Axel: Oh...

Axel: Larxene, could you forgive me for being with Roxas?

Larxene: Oh, how could could I stay mad at you, Axel?!

Axel & Larxene: *hug*

Me: *looks at everyone, smiling* My work here is done.

Me: Hey Larxene!!

 LARXENE: Wut......?

 ME: Axel is mine now..

LARXENE: WUUUUUT?!?!?!?!

 *cat fight*


 ME: *pulls out Koga * (lexenes sword)

       DIE MUTHER *BLEEP*ER

 LARXENE: nooooooo!!


  Me: *cuts off her head*

   YESSSS!!!! AXEL IS MINE!!!

  Axel: * shrugs * Larxene was a *bleep* anyway...


  Me: come on Axel!

  Axel: in bed?!?!

  Me: NO!!!!!!! not now maybe later........

Dang, then who do I get?  Not Marluixa... he's obviously gay. Zexion, then.  I like his emo swoopy hair.

Me: Yo, Zexion.

Zexion: Huh, what?!

Me: You like me, right?

Zexion: Uh... sure.

Me: SAY YOU LOVE ME OR YOU DIE.

Zexion: I love you!

Me: That sounded like you really meant it!

Zexion: I did.

Me: *eyes sparkle in hope* Really?!

Zexion: Yes, dear.

Me: Yay! *blushes*

Axel: He's been in bed with a hooker before!

Me: WHAT?!

Zexion: *heavy sigh* Yes, but I had a good reason.

Me: WHAT GOOD REASON?!

Zexion: She was... We were-

Me: Having sex?!

Zexion: No, she was-

You: I'm hungry!

Axel: Let's go get pie!

Zexion: But-

You: NO BUTS!  WE'RE GETTING PIE!

Xion: Yeah, I want pie!

Roxas: Me too!

Saix: Ooh, so do I!

Me: WTF?! You haven't be in this story until now!  Go away!

Saix: Well, I'm in the story now!

Me: No you're not!  I can't even pronounce your *bleep*in name!

Saix: *cries*

You: HA! 

Me: MARLUIXA IS GAY!

Marluxia: No I'm not!

Me: Prove it!

Marluixa: Um... Er... Well... I had sex with, like, a lot of women!

Me: *narrows eyes* No you didn't.

Marluxia: *nervous chuckle* Y-yes I did!

Roxas: He's has done a lot of guys, not girls.

Marluxia: You don't have any room to talk, formly gay boy!

Roxas: We were just ticking each other under the covers... Nothing more.

Larxene's ghost: Yeah, suuuuuure!

Roxas: *whips out Keyblade and kills Larxene again without a backward glance*  So, we're getting pie, right?

Xion: Yep!

Me: Zexion, what were you saying about that hooker you were with?

Zexion: She was giving me a tatoo...

Axel: Oh!  You sounded like you were enjoying it!

Zexion: No, man, I was crying out in pain...

Axel: I though those were cries of joy...

Zexion: *bleep* no!

Me: That's goo- Wait, can I see the tatoo?

Zexion: I don't really want you to see it... *shifty eyes*

Me: Why?  Is it maybe because it's NOT REALLY THERE?!

Zexion: Uh...

Axel: Come on Zexion, show us!

Roxas: Yeah!

Zexion: Alright. *pulls off robe*

Everyone: o.O

Me: He actually wears pants!  Unlike SOME people! *glares at Marluxia*

Marluxia: I like the breeze!

Me: *scoofs*

Xion: *giggles* It's a CareBear tatoo!

Everyone except me and Zexion: *laughs*

Me: It's okay, Zexion, I still like you.

Zexion: You do?

Me: Of course.  A silly tatoo doesn't change anything between us!

Zexion: Thank you, Lieutenant Butterfly!

Me: Call me Xelia. (My offical Nobodies name unless I decide to change it.  What's yours?)

Zexion: Okay, Xelia! *leans in for a kiss*

You: PIE!

Axel: What?! Huh?!

You: Axel, you are really *bleep*in stupid sometimes.  But that's why I love you.

Axel: Awe... I know.

You: *looks in eyes very seriously* Wanna do it?

Axel: Uh-huh.

You: Let's do this.

Me: Ugh, you guys!  Get a freakin' room!

Axel: *looks confused* We were gonna get pie...

You: Yeah!  That's what I meant!

Me: Oh, okay.... good.

Everyone: LET'S GET PIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

AT THE PIE SHOP!

Rexlan: *sigh.... dose every one have to be here??*

 Axel: pieeeeee........^.^

 Xelia: note 2 self stay away from flower guy...

 Mar-whatever: heyyyyyyy........ i used protection.....(cant spell)

 roxes: i just now noticed that we now have 15 members..



        * everybody stares *


  Rexlan: my power is sound!!! im slower then light but STRONGER!!!!


  Mar- whatever: shut ep and lets get pie!!

  xion: fine.......


 * after eating*


 Rexlan: OW!!! Axel ... you hairs poking me....

 Axel : sorry im tall........



 Roxes: move it!!the doors narrow .. we have 2 form a line 2 get out.


 Axel.............. fine -.-

Mar- whatever : is everyone in this castle(cant spell) getting some but me!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Rexlan: yeah......i think so....

Mar-whatever: dont burst into flames, Axel........



 Axel: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Xelia: So... WTF should we do now?

Rexlan: Eat more pie?

Xelia: Heck no, I'm stuffed.

Zexion: Ya, me too.

Xion: We could...

Roxas: What?

Rexlan: Eat pie?!

Xion: No... we could all dance to dOta and then do Caramelldansen...

Rexlan: Sounds like a plan!

Marluxia: Wait, but I still don't have anyone to be with! T_T

Xelia: Um, I don't care... My power is to control water!  The swift tides obey my call!

Axel: Uh... okay...

Rexlan: Axel, let's leave...

Axel: And go where?

Rexlan: Your room!

Axel: K... *waggles eyebrows*

Rexlan: *smiles*

Axel & Rexlan: *runs away*

Everybody else: O.O

Xelia: Oh, jeez...

Zexion: You can say that again.

Xelia: Oh, jeez...

Marluxia: Hey, let's stalk them!

Everyone except for Marluxia: PERV!

Marluxia: *sigh*

Xelia: He's just jealous that he doesn't have anybody!

Roxas: Yeah!

Xelia: *glares at Roxas*

Roxas: What?

Xelia: Nothing...

Marluxia: Seriously, who do I get!?

Zexion: Mickey Mouse.

Marluxia: Okay! *dials Mickey's number on a random BlackBerry*

Zexion: *BLEEP*!  I was kidding!

Marluxia: *ignores* Y'ello Mickey, wanna come over and tap this?

Mickey: *is a sweet, innocent Disney character who knows nothing* Sure!

Xelia: This will not end well.

Roxas: Your gonna rape a MOUSE?!

Xion: It's not rape if you're willing...

Zexion: That's for sure.

Xelia: We should probably leave before things get ugly...

Zexion: Ditto.

Roxas: Are you a Pokemon?

Zexion: No...

Roxas: Well, you said "Ditto"...

Zexion: Just... never mind!

Xelia: Oh crap, Mickey's here.  Let's go, like, NOW.

Mickey: Hey guys!

Everyone: *stares*

Everyone except Mickey & Marluxia: *runs away*

Xelia: Phew, we're safe!

Roxas: Good, 'cause I really didn't want to see Flower Boy over there, ahem, "getting busy" with a rodent...

Zexion: *shivers*

Xion: I wonder what Axel and Rexlan are doing.

Xelia: They're doing each other...

Xion: Are you sure?

Xelia: Um... yeah.

Roxas: Maybe we should check on them... They're being pretty quiet... Rexlan could have choked on Axel's-

Xelia: DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

Roxas: I was gonna say finger!

Xelia: Suuuuuure....

Zexion: Ya know, I'm kinda bored.

Xion: Me too.

Xelia: What should we do, then?

Roxas: I seriously think we should check on them.

Xelia: *sigh* Fine, but don't say it was my idea...

Roxas: I won't!

Rexlan: YAY!!!!!

Xelia: O.o

Zexion: *whisper* Let's open the door.

Xelia: K... *turns doorknob*

Roxas: WTF?!

Axel: Oh hey guys, we were just in the middle of a game of Jenga!  

Rexlan: Wanna join?

Xelia: O-okay...

Roxas: You guys aren't.... doing anything?

Rexlan: Uh... no.

Axel: Just Jenga, yanno?

Zexion: Um, okay.  Marluxia found somebody.

Rexlan: WHO?!

Zexion: Mickey Mouse.

Everyone: *laughs*

Rexlan: Now, let's get serious.  Who's ready for Jenga?

Everybody: ME!!!!!!

Mean while the organization members play Jenga......


 rexlan: ug!! this stupid!!! i ALWAYS lose!!!


 Axel: yeahhhhhhhhh............


 Xelia: hey, be a good sport!
ghost larxene:*noming on plastic fish* yeah a good sport!

Axel: HOLY *BLEEP*!!!

xion:*grabs fish* why aren't u dead??

ghost larxene: let caramell dance!!!

Axel & rexlan: fine.-.-

Axel: rexlan.......... i want U to take this stick of butter... and eat it.

Rexlan: Wut?

Axel: EAT IT!

Rexlan: Okay, fine! *noms on stick of butter*

Axel: *smiles*

Rexlan: What the *bleep* is in this butter?!

Axel: Nothing... it's butter.

Rexlan: Okay... then why did I eat it?

Axel: I just wanted to see you eat a stick of butter... ._.'

Rexlan: Uh... k.

Xelia: Rexlan!  Come here!

Rexlan: *scoots over*  What?

Xelia: *whispers something*

Rexlan: *smiles devilishly*

  I dare you to eat a banana without looking gay!

Axel: Are you freakin' ceral?!

Rexlan: Uh-huh.  I am so ceral right now.

Axel: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it.

Xion: *runs and gets a banana*

Roxas: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

Everyone else: *glares*

Roxas: What?

Everyone: Nothing...

Axel: *peels banana and looks at it from different angles*

Rexlan: *rolls eyes* JUST EAT IT!

Axel: *takes a bite*

Roxas: GAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!

Axel: *gets pissed off and breaks the banana into small pieces*

Everybody: O.o

Axel: There, I did it!

Rexlan: Yay!  I knew you could....!  ....okay, not really.

Xion: So... does that mean we're palying truth or dare?

Xelia: I guess so.

Larxene's ghost: I DARE ROXAS TO KISS ME.

Roxas: Go the *bleep* away.  You are not wanted here.

Larxene: NEVAR!!!!!!

Everyone uses their powers to kill Larxene.

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xelia: Now, I think it's time we've all did something we've all wanted to do.

Rexlan: Eat pie?!

Xelia: No, we already did that.

Zexion: Are we doing what I think we're gonna do?

Xelia Yep!

Everyone dances to dOta!

Rexlan: I do!  I'm just like watching others suffer!  Well, I don't like people, but I like Nobodies!

Axel: Aw... I forgive you... Somewhat.

Rexlan: *leans in to kiss Axel but then realizes that everyone is still there* Leave, you guys, because this time we're really gonna do it!

Axel: *starts to pull of Rexlan's robe*

Everyone else runs from the room, screaming.

As they run, they here Axel and Rexlan chucking evilly to themselves. O.o

Xion: Man, that was close!

Roxas: You can say that again!

Xion: Man, that wa-

Roxas: But don't.

Xion: *pouts*

Roxas: Aw, Xion, come on, it's okay.

Xion: You interupted me.

Xelia: So...?

Xion: Meh...

Roxas: I'm sorry, Xion.

Xion: It's okay, I just over-reacted.

Xion & Roxas: *hug*

Xelia: Mmm 'kay, do you guys wanna go somewhere and makeout, cause I know you want to.

Xion: *blushes*

Roxas: Yeah, let's go someplace else... like my room.

Xion: *giggles* Okay!

Xion and Roxas leave.

Zexion and Xelia glance at each other, both having humourous expressions on their faces.

Zexion: So.. what now?

Xelia: Well, we could... I don't know... *looks away, blushing*

Zexion: Let's go!

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE CASTLE

Marluxia: Oh, Mickey, oh!

Mickey: What?

Marluxia: Please Mickey, don't be diffucult!

Mickey: I don't understand...

Marluxia: Oh, you will.  *moves closer to Mickey*

Mickey: Hey, get away from me!

Marluxia: W-why?

Mickey: I have my own video game to get back to!

Marluxia: What video game?

Mickey: Epic Mickey!

Marluxia: B-but... Mickey!  I thought we had something!

Mickey: No, we don't!  We never will!

Marluxia: Oh, it's because of that Minnie Mouse, isn't it?

Mickey: No, t-that's not why!

Marluxia: THEN WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME!?

Mickey: I can't just leave Epic Mickey standing by itself!  It needs a hero!

Marluxia: No, you can jsust screw Epic Mickey and stay with me!

Mickey: I can't... And isn't it high time that you got back to your own game?

Marluxia: N-no! Please don't leave me, Mickey, I need you!

Mickey: *narrows eyes* No, you dont.

  In a flash of light, Mickey leaves.

Marluxia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!  MICKEY!  I LOVE YOU!

Rexlan: Uh... WTF?!

Axel: Yeah, ditto.

Marluxia: Where the *bleep* did you guys come from?

Rexlan: Well, I would say that I came from my mom, but I don't exactly have a mom since I'm a Nobody, so I'll just say that I came from Axel's room.

Axel: Yeah.  We heard you screaming and we came over here as fast as we could.

Rexlan: We had to throw on our robes really quick and come here!

Marluxia Wait, you guys were naked before this?

Axel: Um... yeah.

Rexlan: You didn't hear us?

Marluxia: Hear you doing what?

Axel & Rexlan: Um...uh...er..huh....um... *runs away*

Marluxia: OHHHHHHHH!!!!  Now I get it.

Fruca (me) : sooooo...your Rexlan's........boyfriend....?

Axel  : yeah.....

Rexlan : YOU CAN'T HAVE--

Fruca : I DON'T WANT YOUR F'IN BOYFRIEND!! GOD...... (why does SHE get the good-looking ones......)

Rexlan : i HEARD THAT

Larxene : -points a ghostly finger at Fruca- OOOOOOOO NEW GIRL!!!

Fruca :-draws her Keyblade and gets ready to knock Larxene up the the head with it- GO AWAY YOU F'IN MUTHER *bleep*ER!

Marluxia : -appears out of nowhere between the two- come children , can we have peace?

Fruca : -knocks him upside the head,rendering him unconsiuos-

Everybody : YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

Fruca : Who was  that?

Xelia : That ,unforunately, was Marluxia,the perv of the story.

Axel : he raped Mickey.

Fruca : you mean Minnie....don't you?

Axel : ......

Fruca : O.O -edges away from Marluxia's unconsious body-

Axel : Anyway,-licks a fudge-sicle- wel--

Xelia : A fudge-sicle?Really?A FUDGE-SICLE?!

-closes her eyes-I see.....500 POUNDS in the near Future for you....

Axel : YEAH YEAH YEAH I eat my sorrows away ok?

Fruxa  :  -sneaks up behind Axel- hee hee hee.
(happy?)

Axel : So anyway Rexlan, wanna play some Jenga?

Rexlan : oh of COURSE Axel,i'd love to.

Fruxa : -Zaps Axel-

Axel : Cool! le--GAAAHHHHH-falls over-

Fruxa : Hee hee hee - sneaks away-

LATER....

Fruxa : -sneaks up on Marluxia-

Marluxia : -hums as he/she tends to his/her flowers-hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hhmmmmm hmmm hmmmm.

Fruxa : -zaps Marluxia-

Marluxia : HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM----makes a contespated sounding grunt and falls headfirst into a patch of petunias-

Fruxa : hee hee hee hee i could begin to like this... but first.... -Looks at the new character, Helix,-I need a man.

Fruxa : -walks over to Helix and takes out a knife-

LOVE ME OR YOU DIE.

Helix : -looks at her-OK.

Axel: Fine...

Rexlan: You have to many *bleep*in "urges"!

Axel: Well, what do you want me to do about it?!

Rexlan: Stop having urges...

Axel: I can't!

Rexlan: Try harder!

Axel: That's what she said!

Rexlan: *rubs temples* Have you been reading MLIA again?

Axel: Maybe...

Rexlan: Wait, where did you get a computer from?  We're in a freaking castle without human teahnology!  We all wear robes for Sora's sake!

Axel: I went to Twilight Town and used a computer there...

Rexlan: *sigh* Alright, whatever.  I'm going to bed!

Axel: With me?!

Rexlan: No!

Axel: Awe....

Rexlan: But I guess you can sleep next to me if you must...  Just don't rape me in my sleep.

Axel: YAY!

Rexlan: Don't sound so happy about it...

Axel: Yay...?

Rexlan: Urgh!  Goodnight!

Axel: Night!  *kisses forehead*

MEANWHILE!

Xelia: I'm frickin' bored.

Zexion: I'm frickin' tired.

Xelia: HOW the HECK can you be tired right now?!

Zexion: Dunno... I just am.

Xelia: O...kay...then....

Zexion: I'm gonna go to bed, I guess.

Xelia: Okay, see you in the mo'nin'.

Zexion: See ya. *yawns and waves weakly*

Xelia: Hmm... I wonder what I should do....

Roxas: *muffled* C'mon, please?

Xion: *muffled* I said no!

Xelia: What the...? *puts ear up Roxas' bedroom door*

Roxas: Axel and Rexlan did it!

Xelia: *thinking* Ohh....

Xion: Well, I'm not Rexlan!  Or Axel for that matter!

Roxas: *sigh* Look, I'm sorry.  I just can't help it.  Your so beautiful.

Xion: Aw, Roxas!

Xelia: Oh sure, listen to his sweet talk, Xion.  All he wants is-

Roxas: I mean, we don't have to if you're not ready.  I can wait.

Xion: Okay.  Let's wait.  I'm tired.  Let's just go to sleep.

Xelia: Carefully worded, I see.

Roxas: Okay. G'night.

Xion: Yeah... night.

Xelia: Dang, is everyone tired but me?!  I bet Marluxia and Larxene's ghosts aren't tired.

Ghostie Marluxia: Hai, Xelia!

Xelia: *jumps in fright* Argh, you scared me!

Ghostie Marluxia: Sorry.

Xelia: Why the *bleep* are you still alive?!

Ghostie Marluxia: 'Cause I fell like it.

Xelia: Your so stupid!  Go away!

Ghostie Marluxia: *sniffle* I'm not stupid.

Xelia: Yes, you are. *raises hand*

Ghostie Marluxia: *cringes*

Xelia: *summons vines to entangle and choke Marluxia's ghost*

Ghostie Marluxia: *chokes*

Xelia: HA HA!

Ghostie Marluxia: *goes away in puff of mist*

Xelia: *smirks* Lovely.  Flower Boy is dead.

Ghostie Larxene: RAWR!

Xelia: *chokes*  I'm done with your crap...

Ghostie Larxene: *deteriates*

Xelia: Awesome!  They're gone!

But then a flying heartless bird poops on Xelia

Xelia: AWW!! MUTHER *BLEEP*ING BIRD!!

Zexion:*kills bird* U r safe now..

Xelia:*blushes*

                           LATER

Xelia: You know, I wonder if there are any other kinds of popsicles besides sea-salt....

Axel: *gasp*  Why would you even ask a question like that?!  Sea-salt is the best!  It's salty and sweet at the same time!  It's soooo epic! *licks a sea-salt ice cream pop*

Xelia: Yeah... okay.  But honestly, are there other flavors?

Rexlan: Dunno...  *turns to Axel*  Are there?!

Axel: Uh....

Roxas: Axel, you have to know, you're like, the Master of Ice Cream!

Fruxa: I want a fudgesicle... T_T

Xelia: Do you know, new girl?

Fruxa: No...

Axel: Wait, when did she join The Organization?

Rexlan: Like... four hours ago or something...

Axel: Nobody tells me anything anymore!

Rexlan: I would have told you last night, but we were too busy.

Xelia: *looks alarmed*  Doing what?!

Rexlan: Dancing to DDR!

Xelia: Oh... good.

Rexlan: Yep...

Axel: SHE WON'T EVER GET ENOUGH!  ONCE SHE'S HAD A LITTLE TOUCH!  IF I HAD IT MY WAY YOU KNOW THAT I'D MAKE HER SAY-

Everyone: OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOHHH!!  OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOHHH!!!

Fruxa: *wasn't singing* What the heck?

Rexlan, Xelia & Xion: MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS!  AND TWIST!  AND TWIST!

Axel, Zexion & Roxas: WELL, MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS!  AND TWIST!  AND TWIST!

Everyone but Fruxa: *stares at their lovers*

Everyone starts making out with their significant others while Fruxa backs away uncomfortably.

Then, the couples run to Axel's room. 

Axel: Why my room?! -_-

Rexlan: Cuz I said so!

Axel: Fine...

Fruxa: Wut......?

Fruxa: I should probably make sure that they aren't killing each other or something...

Fruxa: *runs to Axel's room*

When Fruxa comes in...she is shocked.

 EVERYONE IS PLAYING DDR!  WITHOUT HER!  (Almost gave you a heart attack, didn't I?)

Fruxa: HEY!  Why did you guys start without me?!

Rexlan: Sorry... We didn't know you wanted to play.

Fruxa: Well, I do!  So let me take my place against Roxas!  *shoves Xion of the DDR mat*

Xion: That was mean!

Fruxa: And I care why....?

Xion: URGH!

Fruxa: Let's get this on... *face turns serious*

Roxas: Oka- WAIT, WHO'S THAT?!

Masked perv: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Rexlan: oh my crap... It’s Marly!!

Xion: HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!?!?!

Marluxia: *takes off mask* ‘CUZ…..

Rexlan:*eyebrow twitching*……..*her numb chucks appear in her hands*

Marluxia: ………wut?!?! O.o

Rexlan: SCONIC BOOM!!! SHOW YOUR POWER!!!*Rexlan throws both numb chucks at Marluxia*

Marluxia:*EXPLOUDS*

                            LATER

Axel: Rexlan....? REXLAN!!*looking 4 Rexlan*

Xelia: wutR u doing Axel?

Axel: looking for Rexlan.... hav u seen her??

Xelia: YEAH!! she’s in twilight town.

Axel:*goes through portal 2 twilight town*

*distant voice*

??: T shirts!! Pins!! ALL UR FAVE THINGS!!

Axel.....huh?*walks over to stand**sees someone with organization robe on with hood up*

???? : Oh!! Axel!

        *pulls off hood*

Axel: eh?!?!

Rexlan: hey!! Come in!!*opened door*

Axel:wat r u doing?!?!

Rexlan: selling things!

Axel: what kind of things?

Rexlan: DaCookiewitLeppa things!!!

Axel: *FACE GLOVE* (heh heh)

                  -1 hour later-

Axel:*grabs Rexlan's butt*

Rexlan*turns around*

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!

Axel: you know that show with the perv monk..?

Rexlan: *sigh* yes

Axel: ...and I wanted to see if you would react like that demon slayer........

Rexlan:WELL,GESS WUT!I WILL!!!*slaps axel*

Axel:*starts 2 FAKE cry..*

Rexlan: ah!! I sorry in sorry!!!*hugs axel*

Crowd of people watching: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Axel: want me 2 get rid of them??

Rexlan:*nods*

Axel: lies Rexlan on ground*

Crowd: ???????.......

Axel: *pins Rexlan down with his hands on her arms*

Crowd:........WTH??

Rexlan:*smiles to herself*

Axel:*leans down to kiss Rexlan*

Little boy in crowd: THERE GONNA DO IT!!!

Crowd: *screams * AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK IN THE CASTLE

Xelia: Aw, dangit.

Zexion: What?

Xelia: My senses are tingling...

Zexion: What senses?

Xelia: My "Axel & Rexlan are about to do something they're going to regret" senses.

Zexion: How the heck do you feel those senses?

Xelia: Long story short, I should not have eaten those potato chips...

Zexion: Whaaaaaaat??

Xelia: Nevermind... But we have to go to Twilight town RIGHT AWAY!

Zexion: Okay!  I'll go get Fruxa, Roxas and Xion... *runs to get them*

Zexion: *comes back with them*

Roxas: So.. what's up?

Xelia: No time to explain... we just have to go to Twilight Town LIKE NOW.

Xion: Let's go, then!

*everyone goes on the portal to Twilight Town*

*sees Axel and Rexlan on the ground together while the people of Twilight Town are running around crazily*

Little boy: I'M TOO YOUNG TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

Old man: I'M TOO OLD TO BE SEEING SOMETHING LIKE THIS!  I WANT SOUP!

Boy's mama: WHY ISN'T MY HUSBAND THAT ROMANTIC!?

Boy's father: HEY!

Boy's mama: WELL, IT'S TRUE!

Xion: Mmmm... chaos much?

Roxas: No... I don't see it!  *sarcasm*

Xelia: What should we do?!

Zexion: Get Axel and Rexlan to leave...

Man: HERE!  TAKE THIS TANK OF LIVE FISH!  I DON'T WAN'T IT ANYMORE!  MY EYES ARE BURNING!

Zexion: Um... kay...

Fruxa: That was random... Hey, where's Demyx?

Zexion: I told him to come with us be he said, "No, I'm too busy playing my sitar!  GO AWAY!"

Fruxa: *sigh* Lazy bum... But that's why I love him!

Xelia: Wuuuuuuuuuuutttt....?  You love him?!

Fruxa: Did I just say that out loud? *covers mouth with gloved hand*

Xelia: Apparently...

Roxas: So... What are we gonna do with these fish?

Xion: Dunno... But let's get Axel and Rexlan out of here, first.

Xelia: Kay. *transports everyone back to the castle, including the fish*

Rexlan: *jumps up and brushes herself off*  Twilight Town is so dirty...

Axel: I know, right?

Rexlan: And not in the good way, either.

Axel: Shame... Wait, WTF is with the fish?

Zexion: Some random dude gave it to us... He was freaked about you guys almost doing it on the sidewalk.

Rexlan: I like the fish... They're pretty... *watches the fish in a catlike way*

Fruxa: I'm hungry... Can we fry up those fish and eat 'em?

Xelia: *glares*

Fruxa: I was kidding!

Xelia: Urgh... fine!

Zexion: So... what should we do now?

Roxas: Dun-

Demyx: HEY GUYS COME LOOK AT THIS VIDEO THAT I FOUND ON MY iPAD!

Rexlan: You have an iPad?!

Xelia: WANT.

Axel: EXTREME WANT.

Demyx: The iPad isn't important.  Just come look...

And everybody runs over to see the video.

Xion: WTF?!? Why are we watching a bunch of middle school kids caramel dancen’??

Demyx: HUSH!! Look behind the girl in the black kimono.

-Ipad shows Axel pinning Rexlan down-

Axel & Rexlan: -.-‘

Everyone: O.O WTH?!?! *everyone turns to Axel and Rexlan*

Xelia: why the *bleep* were you doing that in public?!?!

Rexlan: we had a good reason….

Xelia: and what is that?

Axel: We wanted them to go away…

Xelia: WTH?!?! You were running a business!!

Rexlan: And I got all the money I wanted!!

Zexion: Oh? How much??

Rexlan: enough 4 like 2 DS –ez and an iphone!!

Roxas: and how did you do that?!?!

Rexlan: well…… I’m part of DaCookiewitLeppa… sooo… I get 90% of the money!

Zexion:(Lman. How many people like DaCookiewitLeppa???)

Xion: ……….. Anywho…… let’s eat!

Rexlan: I makes some pie!!

Xelia: NO!! No pie..

Rexlan: RAMEN?!?!?

Axel: Ramen!! RAMEN!!

Xelia:*sigh* fine…….

Everyone: YAY!!!!!

Rexlan:*runs to kitchen*

Zexion: when did we get the kitchen??

Everyone:*stare at each other*

Rexlan: You know what?!  Go make your on *bleep*ing sandwich!

Axel: But I'm too lazy!

Demyx: Ya, me too!

Xelia: *stands up and crosses arms*  Yeah, you guys should make your own sandwiches!  Or ramen or whatever the heck where are eating...

Xion: I agree!

Fruxa: *shrugs* I just want Ramen...

Axel: Hurgh! >_< Fine!  I'll go make ramen!

Girls: YAY!

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

Rexlan: *sniffs the air*  Is something burning?

Roxas: Um...

Axel: OH MY NAKED VEXEN, I BURNED IT!

Marluxia: Mmm... naked Vexen...

Rexlan: Go away, Marly!  *throws numchucks at*

Marluxia: *explodes in a burst of flowers*

Xelia: Flowers?!  WTF?!

Axel: UH GUYS, THE RAMEN!  ITS STILL BURNING!

Rexlan: Oh right!

Demyx: *puts out fire with water powers* That was easy...

Fruxa: Yeah! *runs and gets an easy btton then presses it*

Easy button: THAT WAS EASY!

*everyone here's a crash*

Rexlan: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Xelia: Xigbar hasn't even been in the story up until now...

Xigbar: You guys are so mean...

Rexlan: Well, your character isn't really that interesting so...

Xigbar: T_T  Shuddup.. I'm interesting!

Rexlan: I think we've already decided that you are boring...

Xigbar: *runs away, crying*

Rexlan: *shakes head* He deserves it!

Axel: You guys are scary, you know that, right?!

Xelia: Uh-huh.  That's what we were going for.

Zexion: Awe, your so cute when you're trying to be scary!

Xelia:  Thanks!  Wait- I'm not scary?

Zexion: *laughs* Everyone else would think you're scary, just not me 'cause I know you better than that.

Xelia: AWW!  Come here! *hugs*

Zexion *looks at Axel and winks* Let's get out of here, Xelia.

Xelia: Okay! *skips to Zexion's bedroom happily*

Roxas: Dang, he's got it so easy...

Rexlan: I knew she was weak!

Xelia: I HEARD THAT!

Rexlan: Shoot...

Rexlan: *grabs Axel hand* Axel, We're gonna go to your bedroom NOW.

Axel: But.. but..but.. I don't wanna look at my broken laptop!  It's too heavy of a burden to bear!

Rexlan: Fine, then we'll go to my room! *drags Axel to her bedroom*

AN HOUR LATER

Demyx: Guys, get over here!  You'll never believe what I jsut saw out of the window...

Rexlan:I'm busy.... AND I DON'T REALLY CARE!!

Axel:Yeah.Me too! Might take another hour!!

Demyx:*face glove*I dont want 2 know wat there doing...

Frucxa: What did u see outside?!?!

Demyx: I saw a heartless that looked like the Poke'mon Flygon!!!

Half-ghost Marluxia: I like Bellossom!!

Axel:*Burns marly and bellossom*LIKE I CARE!!!!

Demyx:I thought you were busy! its only been 10min!!

Axel: .... well..... i got bored...

Everyone: -.-'

Frucxa: anywho.... what do we do now.........?

Xigbar: GET ME NEW EYES!!!!

Demyx: NO!!.......I could play some music....?

Frucxa: I think thats a great idea!!!

Rexlan: *Bleep* no!!*runs to Axel* I thought i told u 2 wait 4 me!!

Axel: u were to slow..............

Rexlan:Well, heres you punishment.* starts hugging Axel*

  -everyone hears sound of cracking bones-

Frucxa:REXLAN!!!STOP! Ur gonna kill him!!

Rexlan:...........................

Demyx:*sigh* Rexlan, i heard larxene bought some beef jerky!!

Rexlan: *teleports 2 kitchen*

Demyx: R u o.k Axel???

Axel: yeah.... but u ruined da moment........

Frucxa: Moment?!?! She was going to kill you....!!!

Axel: Heh. you dont get it...

Demyx: Get what??!?!

Axel: 

Fruxa : -sits in the cafe where Demyx works part-time playing music, listening to Demyx's sittar,and staring at him dreamily.-ooooohhhh he SOOO hot......

Axel : -sticks out tongue and screams- AHHHHHHHHH I BURNT MY TONGUE!!!!

Demyx : -stops and looks at Axel for a second,and starts playing again-

Rexlan : -facepalm- Ohhhh Axel......-runs off to get an ice pack for his wounded tongue-

Demyx : -finishes his song, stands up and bows-

Fruxa : -jumps up and applaudes still her hands sting-WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GOO DEMYX!!!! WOO WOOO WOO WOO!!!YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Demyx : -blushes a little,and scoots off the stage-

Rexlan : -returns with an ice pack and presses it on Axels tongue-

Axel : -whimpers-

Fruxa : -sighs-

LATER......

Demyx : Fruxa.....?

Fruxa : -turns to look at Demyx- Yes Demyx?

Demyx :  -looks around nervously- can i talk to you...... alone.....for a second?

Fruxa : -looks confused-  O.O ok....? - looks at everbody-

Xelia : -looks back at her and winks-  ^.~

Demyx  and Fruxa : -walk away-

IN DEMYX'S ROOM,ALL ALONE....

Demyx : Fruxa.....

Fruxa : thats the tenth time you've said my name. SPIT IT OUT ALREADY.

Demyx : -starts pacing backing back and forth, mumbling- Fruxa.......

Fruxa : thats the ELEVENTH TIME !!!!!SPILL!!! THE SUSPENSE IS  K I L L I N G ME!!1 

Demyx : Fruxa....-looks her in the eye-I love you.

Fruxa : O.O...-AKWARD-

Fruxa : ....really?

Demyx : Yes.I really do.

Fruxa : I love you too,Demyx!-grabs and hugs him-

Everybody outside ,watching : AWWWWWWWW THATS SOOOOO CUTE!!!

Demyx and Fruxa : WHAT THE!!!!????

Everybody but Rexlan : -points at Rexlan- IT WAS HER IDEA!!!-runs away-

Rexlan : GUYS DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Fruxa : -stomps over,fuming- REXLAN!!!!!I'M GOING TO CLAW YOUR *bleep*en EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!

Rexlan : -picks Marluxia out of thin air and shields herself with him-

Frucxa (I CHANGED IT!) : YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!-claws and bites and punches and kicks-

Marluxia : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

several minutes later

Rexlan: man, marly’s getten pretty heavy..

Frucxa:*pants lying on the floor*

Rexlan:…………. Well, BYE!*runs off*

Axel: Rexlan!! Meh  tongue still hurts!!

Rexlan: -.-And what do u want me to do about it??

Axel: make it feel better!!

Rexlan: And how can I do that??

Axel: Maybe with ur tongue…..?

Rexlan: * sigh*

           -Axel & Rexlan start making out 4 like 5 min-

Frucxa: Would it kill u 2 get a friggen’ room!?!?!

Xelia: Yeah!! Its starting 2 get disgusting…

Rexlan: Ur just jealous that ur relationship isn’t as awesome!!

Everyone:*Eyes flaming* GET OUT!!!

Axel & Rexlan: OKAY!!* runs away*

             ELSEWARE

Fruxa : - sits at the desk in her room hunched over a piece of paper with words on it-

Xelia : -knocks on the door- can i come in?

Fruxa : Go ahead!-holds up the paper,scanning it with her eyes- Done!

Xelia : -opens the door and comes in- Whatya doing?

Fruxa : nothing much.-walks over to the door and tapes the paper to the outside-

Xelia : -Reads the paper curiously-

GHOST FREE ZONE

Larxene that means YOU!

KNOCK

BEFORE

YOU

ENTER!

Xelia : Nice. Can you do one for me that says "PERV FREE ZONE" ?

Fruxa : -turns and looks at her- wh-?

Xelia : Marluxia keeps sneaking into my room and stealing my shampoo.

Marluxia : IT MAKES MY HAIR SMELL LIKE AN OCEAN BREEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE!!!!!!

Xelia and Fruxa : SHUT UP MARLUXIA!!

Fruxa : theres more to it. Watch this. Hey Larxene!!

Larxene : -appears in the hallway in front of the door- Yeeeeeessss???

Fruxa : Come here for a second wouldya?-smiles evilly-this is gonna be good.

Xelia : -looks confused-  

Larxene : OK.....?-attempts to float in but is shocked with 5,000 volts of electricity,making her scream and float away as fast as she can-

Xelia :-eyes grow wide with astonishment- COOL!!! how'd you do that?

Fruxa : -holds up a spray can that says 'Keep Away! spray'- just add a bit of electricity,a DNA Sample of the person or 'thing' you want to stay away,and boom! 'ELECTRIC Keep Away! spray'

Xelia : so you just like sprayed that on the paper?

Fruxa : no.I sprayed it on the door and frame.the paper was just there for show.

Xelia : ahhhhh I see.

Xelia: Xigbar hasn't even been in the story up until now...

Xigbar: You guys are so mean...

Rexlan: Well, your character isn't really that interesting so...

Xigbar: T_T  Shuddup.. I'm interesting!

Rexlan: I think we've already decided that you are boring...

Xigbar: *runs away, crying*

Rexlan: *shakes head* He deserves it!

Axel: You guys are scary, you know that, right?!

Xelia: Uh-huh.  That's what we were going for.

Zexion: Awe, your so cute when you're trying to be scary!

Xelia:  Thanks!  Wait- I'm not scary?

Zexion: *laughs* Everyone else would think you're scary, just not me 'cause I know you better than that.

Xelia: AWW!  Come here! *hugs*

Zexion *looks at Axel and winks* Let's get out of here, Xelia.

Xelia: Okay! *skips to Zexion's bedroom happily*

Roxas: Dang, he's got it so easy...

Rexlan: I knew she was weak!

Xelia: I HEARD THAT!

Rexlan: Shoot...

Rexlan: *grabs Axel hand* Axel, We're gonna go to your bedroom NOW.

Axel: But.. but..but.. I don't wanna look at my broken laptop!  It's too heavy of a burden to bear!

Rexlan: Fine, then we'll go to my room! *drags Axel to her bedroom*

AN HOUR LATER

Demyx: Guys, get over here!  You'll never believe what I jsut saw out of the window...

       Rexlan:I'm busy.... AND I DON'T REALLY CARE!!

Axel:Yeah.Me too! Might take another hour!!

Demyx:*face glove*I dont want 2 know wat there doing...

Frucxa: What did u see outside?!?!

Demyx: I saw a heartless that looked like the Pokémon Flygon!!!

Half-ghost Marluxia: I like Bellossom!!

Axel:*Burns marly and Bellossom*LIKE I CARE!!!!

Demyx:I thought you were busy! it’s only been 10min!!

Axel: .... well..... i got bored...

Everyone: -.-'

Frucxa: any who.... what do we do now.........?

Xigbar: GET ME NEW EYES!!!!

Demyx: NO!!.......I could play some music....?

Frucxa: I think that’s a great idea!!!

Rexlan: *Bleep* no!!*runs to Axel* I thought I told u 2 wait 4 me!!

Axel: u were to slow..............

Rexlan:Well, heres you punishment.* starts hugging Axel*

      -everyone hears sound of cracking bones-

Frucxa:REXLAN!!!STOP! Ur gonna kill him!!

Rexlan:...........................

Demyx:*sigh* Rexlan, i heard larxene bought some beef jerky!!

Rexlan: *teleports 2 kitchen*

Demyx: R u o.k Axel???

Axel: yeah.... but u ruined da moment........

Frucxa: Moment?!?! She was going to kill you....!!!

Axel: Heh. you dont get it...

Demyx: Get  what??!?!

Axel: the harder the squeeze in a hug the more emotion is in it.

Frucxa & Demyx: WUT?!?!

Axel: aww!! That was really deep just then!!!

Rexlan:*appears*U LIED IT WAS TURKEY JERKY!!!!

 -Rexlan starts chasing Demyx around room-

                      Elseware

Xelia: you know, Zexion, Rexlan has been saying things about you…

Zexion: Like what……?

Xelia: She making fun of u because your weapons a book..

Zexion: ………….. hmmm….

Xelia: Arnt u going 2 do something about it?!?!

Zexion: I have no need..

Xelia: Why??

Zexion: I sent marly on a quest………

Xelia: What did he do?

Zexion: He took her i-pod..

Xelia: OMFG!! Do u know what she’ll do!?!?! She’ll tear down the whole castle down looking for it!!

Zexion: ohh…. Didn’t think of that…Xelia: ur gonna get yourself killed!!

 Zexion: yeah but marlys the one who stole it.. he’ll make it so easy to find it I wont be found!!

Xelia:…… yeah, your right.

Rexlan: OMFG WHERE IS MY iPOD?!

Axel: First, my laptop, now your iPod....

Xelia: If this "crook" breaks my DS, I'll rip them to shreds.

Zexion: Oh, Xelia.  I'm sure they wouldn't steal your DS... As long as they don't "steal" my Xbox...

Marluxia: Hey, guys!

Zexion: Marluxia, what do you have behind your back?

Marluxia: Nothing... *looks confused*

Zexion: If you don't have anything, then who took Rexlan's iPod?

Everyone stops and slowly swivels their heads towards one another.

Everyone: LARXENE!

Zexion: Marly!  I told you to get it!

Rexlan: WHAT?! *makes claw marks in the couch*

Demyx: Hmm... Just wait till Saix Puppy hears about this...

Fruxa: Saix... Puppy?

Rexlan: Demyx... Show her those SpoonyChan videos...

Demyx: Kay! *grabs Fruxa's hand and runs away with her to his bedroom*

Zexion: Anyway, we should go find Larxene and kill that little b-

Rexlan: YEAH WE SHOULD!

Axel: Okay!  Let's go find her! Oh and Marly, you can't come.

Marluxia: B-but why not?!

Axel: Cuz I said so.

Rexlan: Ya anyway...

WHEN THEY FIND LARXENE

Rexlan: HAND OVER MY iPOD YOU *bleep*!

Larxene: I was just downloading dotA on it... *looks back at computer screen innocently*

Rexlan: No!  Your on fanfiction.com!

Larxene: Well, I was reading this really cool fanfictiona about us...

Xelia: THERE'S FANFICTION ABOUT US?!

Larxene: Ya... come see!

Everybody crowds around the computer screen.

Xelia: OHMYGOSH THAT'S US!  REXLAN AND ME ARE IN IT, TOO!

Roxas: Guys, what are you- OH MY GAWD I JUST SAW MY NAME!

Axel: Hey, that one looks cool!  Let's read that!

Larxene: Alright.. but it's a yaoi...

Axel: What's yaoi?

Larxene: You'll see...