Axel: *sulks in a corner, eating a popsicle*
Me: Why do you always eat freaking popsicles?! You're gonna get fat!
Roxas: Hey, don't talk to my bed buddy like that!
Me: Go fudge yourself, Roxas. Or better yet, go rape Mickey.
Roxas: T_T
Me: Yeah, that's right!
Roxas: I hate you...
Me: Aw, me too! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Roxas: *runs away*
Axel: You know, you're kind of mean.
Me: Why thank you! But I wouldn't be so mean if you guys were straight.
Axel: Are you homophobic or something?
Me: No, I just think that Roxas and Xion should be together. Where is Xion, anyway.
Axel: Probably in her room, cutting herself.
Me: Ugh! I'll go get her. This is my game, anyway. Man, I should've got Birth by Sleep instead of this crap...
Xion: *sobs*
Me: What's wrong, Xion?
Xion: Nothing, except for the fact that Roxas ripped out my heart and tore it to pieces!
Me: That's so cliché.
Xion: I know.. but it's true! I can't sleep anymore!
Me: Um... why?
Xion: Because I hear them moaning in the night!
Me: Who, the wolves?
Xion: No, Roxas and Axel.
Me: O.o
Xion: *shudders*
Me: Isn't it like pooping backwards?
Xion: I don't even want to know. I never asked.
Me: GOOD.
Me: Well, this is still my DS game, and I'm gonna do what I want!
Xion: Does that mean you can hook me up with Roxas?
Me: Dang right!
Me & Xion: *high five*
Me: Roxas, you are in love with Xion, k?
Roxas: *eyes suddenly become glassy and blank* Yes, master.
Me: That's Lieutenat Butterfly, to you, peasant!
Roxas: Yes, Lieutenant Butterfly.
Me: *nods in approval*
Xion: Roxas?
Roxas: Oh, Xion! How could I have been so blind for all these 358/2 Days?
Xion: What is it, Roxas?
Roxas: I love you!
Xion: I love you, too!
Roxas & Xion: *kiss*
Me: Aw...
Axel: $#%&!
Me: Shuddup... Nobody likes you. Except for Larxene.
Axel: S-sh-she.....like me?
Me: Uh, yeah. But I would get her fast. She's a little turned off by your, ahem, "relations" with Roxas.
Axel: Oh...
Axel: Larxene, could you forgive me for being with Roxas?
Larxene: Oh, how could could I stay mad at you, Axel?!
Axel & Larxene: *hug*
Me: *looks at everyone, smiling* My work here is done.
Me: Hey Larxene!!
LARXENE: Wut......?
ME: Axel is mine now..
LARXENE: WUUUUUT?!?!?!?!
*cat fight*
ME: *pulls out Koga * (lexenes sword)
DIE MUTHER *BLEEP*ER
LARXENE: nooooooo!!
Me: *cuts off her head*
YESSSS!!!! AXEL IS MINE!!!
Axel: * shrugs * Larxene was a *bleep* anyway...
Me: come on Axel!
Axel: in bed?!?!
Me: NO!!!!!!! not now maybe later........
Dang, then who do I get? Not Marluixa... he's obviously gay. Zexion, then. I like his emo swoopy hair.
Me: Yo, Zexion.
Zexion: Huh, what?!
Me: You like me, right?
Zexion: Uh... sure.
Me: SAY YOU LOVE ME OR YOU DIE.
Zexion: I love you!
Me: That sounded like you really meant it!
Zexion: I did.
Me: *eyes sparkle in hope* Really?!
Zexion: Yes, dear.
Me: Yay! *blushes*
Axel: He's been in bed with a hooker before!
Me: WHAT?!
Zexion: *heavy sigh* Yes, but I had a good reason.
Me: WHAT GOOD REASON?!
Zexion: She was... We were-
Me: Having sex?!
Zexion: No, she was-
You: I'm hungry!
Axel: Let's go get pie!
Zexion: But-
You: NO BUTS! WE'RE GETTING PIE!
Xion: Yeah, I want pie!
Roxas: Me too!
Saix: Ooh, so do I!
Me: WTF?! You haven't be in this story until now! Go away!
Saix: Well, I'm in the story now!
Me: No you're not! I can't even pronounce your *bleep*in name!
Saix: *cries*
You: HA!
Me: MARLUIXA IS GAY!
Marluxia: No I'm not!
Me: Prove it!
Marluixa: Um... Er... Well... I had sex with, like, a lot of women!
Me: *narrows eyes* No you didn't.
Marluxia: *nervous chuckle* Y-yes I did!
Roxas: He's has done a lot of guys, not girls.
Marluxia: You don't have any room to talk, formly gay boy!
Roxas: We were just ticking each other under the covers... Nothing more.
Larxene's ghost: Yeah, suuuuuure!
Roxas: *whips out Keyblade and kills Larxene again without a backward glance* So, we're getting pie, right?
Xion: Yep!
Me: Zexion, what were you saying about that hooker you were with?
Zexion: She was giving me a tatoo...
Axel: Oh! You sounded like you were enjoying it!
Zexion: No, man, I was crying out in pain...
Axel: I though those were cries of joy...
Zexion: *bleep* no!
Me: That's goo- Wait, can I see the tatoo?
Zexion: I don't really want you to see it... *shifty eyes*
Me: Why? Is it maybe because it's NOT REALLY THERE?!
Zexion: Uh...
Axel: Come on Zexion, show us!
Roxas: Yeah!
Zexion: Alright. *pulls off robe*
Everyone: o.O
Me: He actually wears pants! Unlike SOME people! *glares at Marluxia*
Marluxia: I like the breeze!
Me: *scoofs*
Xion: *giggles* It's a CareBear tatoo!
Everyone except me and Zexion: *laughs*
Me: It's okay, Zexion, I still like you.
Zexion: You do?
Me: Of course. A silly tatoo doesn't change anything between us!
Zexion: Thank you, Lieutenant Butterfly!
Me: Call me Xelia. (My offical Nobodies name unless I decide to change it. What's yours?)
Zexion: Okay, Xelia! *leans in for a kiss*
You: PIE!
Axel: What?! Huh?!
You: Axel, you are really *bleep*in stupid sometimes. But that's why I love you.
Axel: Awe... I know.
You: *looks in eyes very seriously* Wanna do it?
Axel: Uh-huh.
You: Let's do this.
Me: Ugh, you guys! Get a freakin' room!
Axel: *looks confused* We were gonna get pie...
You: Yeah! That's what I meant!
Me: Oh, okay.... good.
Everyone: LET'S GET PIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
AT THE PIE SHOP!
Rexlan: *sigh.... dose every one have to be here??*
Axel: pieeeeee........^.^
Xelia: note 2 self stay away from flower guy...
Mar-whatever: heyyyyyyy........ i used protection.....(cant spell)
roxes: i just now noticed that we now have 15 members..
* everybody stares *
Rexlan: my power is sound!!! im slower then light but STRONGER!!!!
Mar- whatever: shut ep and lets get pie!!
xion: fine.......
* after eating*
Rexlan: OW!!! Axel ... you hairs poking me....
Axel : sorry im tall........
Roxes: move it!!the doors narrow .. we have 2 form a line 2 get out.
Axel.............. fine -.-
Mar- whatever : is everyone in this castle(cant spell) getting some but me!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Rexlan: yeah......i think so....
Mar-whatever: dont burst into flames, Axel........
Axel: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Xelia: So... WTF should we do now?
Rexlan: Eat more pie?
Xelia: Heck no, I'm stuffed.
Zexion: Ya, me too.
Xion: We could...
Roxas: What?
Rexlan: Eat pie?!
Xion: No... we could all dance to dOta and then do Caramelldansen...
Rexlan: Sounds like a plan!
Marluxia: Wait, but I still don't have anyone to be with! T_T
Xelia: Um, I don't care... My power is to control water! The swift tides obey my call!
Axel: Uh... okay...
Rexlan: Axel, let's leave...
Axel: And go where?
Rexlan: Your room!
Axel: K... *waggles eyebrows*
Rexlan: *smiles*
Axel & Rexlan: *runs away*
Everybody else: O.O
Xelia: Oh, jeez...
Zexion: You can say that again.
Xelia: Oh, jeez...
Marluxia: Hey, let's stalk them!
Everyone except for Marluxia: PERV!
Marluxia: *sigh*
Xelia: He's just jealous that he doesn't have anybody!
Roxas: Yeah!
Xelia: *glares at Roxas*
Roxas: What?
Xelia: Nothing...
Marluxia: Seriously, who do I get!?
Zexion: Mickey Mouse.
Marluxia: Okay! *dials Mickey's number on a random BlackBerry*
Zexion: *BLEEP*! I was kidding!
Marluxia: *ignores* Y'ello Mickey, wanna come over and tap this?
Mickey: *is a sweet, innocent Disney character who knows nothing* Sure!
Xelia: This will not end well.
Roxas: Your gonna rape a MOUSE?!
Xion: It's not rape if you're willing...
Zexion: That's for sure.
Xelia: We should probably leave before things get ugly...
Zexion: Ditto.
Roxas: Are you a Pokemon?
Zexion: No...
Roxas: Well, you said "Ditto"...
Zexion: Just... never mind!
Xelia: Oh crap, Mickey's here. Let's go, like, NOW.
Mickey: Hey guys!
Everyone: *stares*
Everyone except Mickey & Marluxia: *runs away*
Xelia: Phew, we're safe!
Roxas: Good, 'cause I really didn't want to see Flower Boy over there, ahem, "getting busy" with a rodent...
Zexion: *shivers*
Xion: I wonder what Axel and Rexlan are doing.
Xelia: They're doing each other...
Xion: Are you sure?
Xelia: Um... yeah.
Roxas: Maybe we should check on them... They're being pretty quiet... Rexlan could have choked on Axel's-
Xelia: DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
Roxas: I was gonna say finger!
Xelia: Suuuuuure....
Zexion: Ya know, I'm kinda bored.
Xion: Me too.
Xelia: What should we do, then?
Roxas: I seriously think we should check on them.
Xelia: *sigh* Fine, but don't say it was my idea...
Roxas: I won't!
Rexlan: YAY!!!!!
Xelia: O.o
Zexion: *whisper* Let's open the door.
Xelia: K... *turns doorknob*
Roxas: WTF?!
Axel: Oh hey guys, we were just in the middle of a game of Jenga!
Rexlan: Wanna join?
Xelia: O-okay...
Roxas: You guys aren't.... doing anything?
Rexlan: Uh... no.
Axel: Just Jenga, yanno?
Zexion: Um, okay. Marluxia found somebody.
Rexlan: WHO?!
Zexion: Mickey Mouse.
Everyone: *laughs*
Rexlan: Now, let's get serious. Who's ready for Jenga?
Everybody: ME!!!!!!
Mean while the organization members play Jenga......
rexlan: ug!! this stupid!!! i ALWAYS lose!!!
Axel: yeahhhhhhhhh............
Xelia: hey, be a good sport!
ghost larxene:*noming on plastic fish* yeah a good sport!
Axel: HOLY *BLEEP*!!!
xion:*grabs fish* why aren't u dead??
ghost larxene: let caramell dance!!!
Axel & rexlan: fine.-.-
Axel: rexlan.......... i want U to take this stick of butter... and eat it.
Rexlan: Wut?
Axel: EAT IT!
Rexlan: Okay, fine! *noms on stick of butter*
Axel: *smiles*
Rexlan: What the *bleep* is in this butter?!
Axel: Nothing... it's butter.
Rexlan: Okay... then why did I eat it?
Axel: I just wanted to see you eat a stick of butter... ._.'
Rexlan: Uh... k.
Xelia: Rexlan! Come here!
Rexlan: *scoots over* What?
Xelia: *whispers something*
Rexlan: *smiles devilishly*
I dare you to eat a banana without looking gay!
Axel: Are you freakin' ceral?!
Rexlan: Uh-huh. I am so ceral right now.
Axel: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it.
Xion: *runs and gets a banana*
Roxas: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!
Everyone else: *glares*
Roxas: What?
Everyone: Nothing...
Axel: *peels banana and looks at it from different angles*
Rexlan: *rolls eyes* JUST EAT IT!
Axel: *takes a bite*
Roxas: GAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!
Axel: *gets pissed off and breaks the banana into small pieces*
Everybody: O.o
Axel: There, I did it!
Rexlan: Yay! I knew you could....! ....okay, not really.
Xion: So... does that mean we're palying truth or dare?
Xelia: I guess so.
Larxene's ghost: I DARE ROXAS TO KISS ME.
Roxas: Go the *bleep* away. You are not wanted here.
Larxene: NEVAR!!!!!!
Everyone uses their powers to kill Larxene.
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelia: Now, I think it's time we've all did something we've all wanted to do.
Rexlan: Eat pie?!
Xelia: No, we already did that.
Zexion: Are we doing what I think we're gonna do?
Xelia Yep!
Everyone dances to dOta!
Rexlan: I do! I'm just like watching others suffer! Well, I don't like people, but I like Nobodies!
Axel: Aw... I forgive you... Somewhat.
Rexlan: *leans in to kiss Axel but then realizes that everyone is still there* Leave, you guys, because this time we're really gonna do it!
Axel: *starts to pull of Rexlan's robe*
Everyone else runs from the room, screaming.
As they run, they here Axel and Rexlan chucking evilly to themselves. O.o
Xion: Man, that was close!
Roxas: You can say that again!
Xion: Man, that wa-
Roxas: But don't.
Xion: *pouts*
Roxas: Aw, Xion, come on, it's okay.
Xion: You interupted me.
Xelia: So...?
Xion: Meh...
Roxas: I'm sorry, Xion.
Xion: It's okay, I just over-reacted.
Xion & Roxas: *hug*
Xelia: Mmm 'kay, do you guys wanna go somewhere and makeout, cause I know you want to.
Xion: *blushes*
Roxas: Yeah, let's go someplace else... like my room.
Xion: *giggles* Okay!
Xion and Roxas leave.
Zexion and Xelia glance at each other, both having humourous expressions on their faces.
Zexion: So.. what now?
Xelia: Well, we could... I don't know... *looks away, blushing*
Zexion: Let's go!
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE CASTLE
Marluxia: Oh, Mickey, oh!
Mickey: What?
Marluxia: Please Mickey, don't be diffucult!
Mickey: I don't understand...
Marluxia: Oh, you will. *moves closer to Mickey*
Mickey: Hey, get away from me!
Marluxia: W-why?
Mickey: I have my own video game to get back to!
Marluxia: What video game?
Mickey: Epic Mickey!
Marluxia: B-but... Mickey! I thought we had something!
Mickey: No, we don't! We never will!
Marluxia: Oh, it's because of that Minnie Mouse, isn't it?
Mickey: No, t-that's not why!
Marluxia: THEN WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME!?
Mickey: I can't just leave Epic Mickey standing by itself! It needs a hero!
Marluxia: No, you can jsust screw Epic Mickey and stay with me!
Mickey: I can't... And isn't it high time that you got back to your own game?
Marluxia: N-no! Please don't leave me, Mickey, I need you!
Mickey: *narrows eyes* No, you dont.
In a flash of light, Mickey leaves.
Marluxia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! MICKEY! I LOVE YOU!
Rexlan: Uh... WTF?!
Axel: Yeah, ditto.
Marluxia: Where the *bleep* did you guys come from?
Rexlan: Well, I would say that I came from my mom, but I don't exactly have a mom since I'm a Nobody, so I'll just say that I came from Axel's room.
Axel: Yeah. We heard you screaming and we came over here as fast as we could.
Rexlan: We had to throw on our robes really quick and come here!
Marluxia Wait, you guys were naked before this?
Axel: Um... yeah.
Rexlan: You didn't hear us?
Marluxia: Hear you doing what?
Axel & Rexlan: Um...uh...er..huh....um... *runs away*
Marluxia: OHHHHHHHH!!!! Now I get it.
Fruca (me) : sooooo...your Rexlan's........boyfriend....?
Axel : yeah.....
Rexlan : YOU CAN'T HAVE--
Fruca : I DON'T WANT YOUR F'IN BOYFRIEND!! GOD...... (why does SHE get the good-looking ones......)
Rexlan : i HEARD THAT
Larxene : -points a ghostly finger at Fruca- OOOOOOOO NEW GIRL!!!
Fruca :-draws her Keyblade and gets ready to knock Larxene up the the head with it- GO AWAY YOU F'IN MUTHER *bleep*ER!
Marluxia : -appears out of nowhere between the two- come children , can we have peace?
Fruca : -knocks him upside the head,rendering him unconsiuos-
Everybody : YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Fruca : Who was that?
Xelia : That ,unforunately, was Marluxia,the perv of the story.
Axel : he raped Mickey.
Fruca : you mean Minnie....don't you?
Axel : ......
Fruca : O.O -edges away from Marluxia's unconsious body-
Axel : Anyway,-licks a fudge-sicle- wel--
Xelia : A fudge-sicle?Really?A FUDGE-SICLE?!
-closes her eyes-I see.....500 POUNDS in the near Future for you....
Axel : YEAH YEAH YEAH I eat my sorrows away ok?
Fruxa : -sneaks up behind Axel- hee hee hee.
(happy?)
Axel : So anyway Rexlan, wanna play some Jenga?
Rexlan : oh of COURSE Axel,i'd love to.
Fruxa : -Zaps Axel-
Axel : Cool! le--GAAAHHHHH-falls over-
Fruxa : Hee hee hee - sneaks away-
LATER....
Fruxa : -sneaks up on Marluxia-
Marluxia : -hums as he/she tends to his/her flowers-hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hhmmmmm hmmm hmmmm.
Fruxa : -zaps Marluxia-
Marluxia : HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM----makes a contespated sounding grunt and falls headfirst into a patch of petunias-
Fruxa : hee hee hee hee i could begin to like this... but first.... -Looks at the new character, Helix,-I need a man.
Fruxa : -walks over to Helix and takes out a knife-
LOVE ME OR YOU DIE.
Helix : -looks at her-OK.
Axel: Fine...
Rexlan: You have to many *bleep*in "urges"!
Axel: Well, what do you want me to do about it?!
Rexlan: Stop having urges...
Axel: I can't!
Rexlan: Try harder!
Axel: That's what she said!
Rexlan: *rubs temples* Have you been reading MLIA again?
Axel: Maybe...
Rexlan: Wait, where did you get a computer from? We're in a freaking castle without human teahnology! We all wear robes for Sora's sake!
Axel: I went to Twilight Town and used a computer there...
Rexlan: *sigh* Alright, whatever. I'm going to bed!
Axel: With me?!
Rexlan: No!
Axel: Awe....
Rexlan: But I guess you can sleep next to me if you must... Just don't rape me in my sleep.
Axel: YAY!
Rexlan: Don't sound so happy about it...
Axel: Yay...?
Rexlan: Urgh! Goodnight!
Axel: Night! *kisses forehead*
MEANWHILE!
Xelia: I'm frickin' bored.
Zexion: I'm frickin' tired.
Xelia: HOW the HECK can you be tired right now?!
Zexion: Dunno... I just am.
Xelia: O...kay...then....
Zexion: I'm gonna go to bed, I guess.
Xelia: Okay, see you in the mo'nin'.
Zexion: See ya. *yawns and waves weakly*
Xelia: Hmm... I wonder what I should do....
Roxas: *muffled* C'mon, please?
Xion: *muffled* I said no!
Xelia: What the...? *puts ear up Roxas' bedroom door*
Roxas: Axel and Rexlan did it!
Xelia: *thinking* Ohh....
Xion: Well, I'm not Rexlan! Or Axel for that matter!
Roxas: *sigh* Look, I'm sorry. I just can't help it. Your so beautiful.
Xion: Aw, Roxas!
Xelia: Oh sure, listen to his sweet talk, Xion. All he wants is-
Roxas: I mean, we don't have to if you're not ready. I can wait.
Xion: Okay. Let's wait. I'm tired. Let's just go to sleep.
Xelia: Carefully worded, I see.
Roxas: Okay. G'night.
Xion: Yeah... night.
Xelia: Dang, is everyone tired but me?! I bet Marluxia and Larxene's ghosts aren't tired.
Ghostie Marluxia: Hai, Xelia!
Xelia: *jumps in fright* Argh, you scared me!
Ghostie Marluxia: Sorry.
Xelia: Why the *bleep* are you still alive?!
Ghostie Marluxia: 'Cause I fell like it.
Xelia: Your so stupid! Go away!
Ghostie Marluxia: *sniffle* I'm not stupid.
Xelia: Yes, you are. *raises hand*
Ghostie Marluxia: *cringes*
Xelia: *summons vines to entangle and choke Marluxia's ghost*
Ghostie Marluxia: *chokes*
Xelia: HA HA!
Ghostie Marluxia: *goes away in puff of mist*
Xelia: *smirks* Lovely. Flower Boy is dead.
Ghostie Larxene: RAWR!
Xelia: *chokes* I'm done with your crap...
Ghostie Larxene: *deteriates*
Xelia: Awesome! They're gone!
But then a flying heartless bird poops on Xelia
Xelia: AWW!! MUTHER *BLEEP*ING BIRD!!
Zexion:*kills bird* U r safe now..
Xelia:*blushes*
LATER
Xelia: You know, I wonder if there are any other kinds of popsicles besides sea-salt....
Axel: *gasp* Why would you even ask a question like that?! Sea-salt is the best! It's salty and sweet at the same time! It's soooo epic! *licks a sea-salt ice cream pop*
Xelia: Yeah... okay. But honestly, are there other flavors?
Rexlan: Dunno... *turns to Axel* Are there?!
Axel: Uh....
Roxas: Axel, you have to know, you're like, the Master of Ice Cream!
Fruxa: I want a fudgesicle... T_T
Xelia: Do you know, new girl?
Fruxa: No...
Axel: Wait, when did she join The Organization?
Rexlan: Like... four hours ago or something...
Axel: Nobody tells me anything anymore!
Rexlan: I would have told you last night, but we were too busy.
Xelia: *looks alarmed* Doing what?!
Rexlan: Dancing to DDR!
Xelia: Oh... good.
Rexlan: Yep...
Axel: SHE WON'T EVER GET ENOUGH! ONCE SHE'S HAD A LITTLE TOUCH! IF I HAD IT MY WAY YOU KNOW THAT I'D MAKE HER SAY-
Everyone: OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOHHH!! OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOHHH!!!
Fruxa: *wasn't singing* What the heck?
Rexlan, Xelia & Xion: MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS! AND TWIST! AND TWIST!
Axel, Zexion & Roxas: WELL, MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS! AND TWIST! AND TWIST!
Everyone but Fruxa: *stares at their lovers*
Everyone starts making out with their significant others while Fruxa backs away uncomfortably.
Then, the couples run to Axel's room.
Axel: Why my room?! -_-
Rexlan: Cuz I said so!
Axel: Fine...
Fruxa: Wut......?
Fruxa: I should probably make sure that they aren't killing each other or something...
Fruxa: *runs to Axel's room*
When Fruxa comes in...she is shocked.
EVERYONE IS PLAYING DDR! WITHOUT HER! (Almost gave you a heart attack, didn't I?)
Fruxa: HEY! Why did you guys start without me?!
Rexlan: Sorry... We didn't know you wanted to play.
Fruxa: Well, I do! So let me take my place against Roxas! *shoves Xion of the DDR mat*
Xion: That was mean!
Fruxa: And I care why....?
Xion: URGH!
Fruxa: Let's get this on... *face turns serious*
Roxas: Oka- WAIT, WHO'S THAT?!
Masked perv: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Rexlan: oh my crap... It’s Marly!!
Xion: HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!?!?!
Marluxia: *takes off mask* ‘CUZ…..
Rexlan:*eyebrow twitching*……..*her numb chucks appear in her hands*
Marluxia: ………wut?!?! O.o
Rexlan: SCONIC BOOM!!! SHOW YOUR POWER!!!*Rexlan throws both numb chucks at Marluxia*
Marluxia:*EXPLOUDS*
LATER
Axel: Rexlan....? REXLAN!!*looking 4 Rexlan*
Xelia: wutR u doing Axel?
Axel: looking for Rexlan.... hav u seen her??
Xelia: YEAH!! she’s in twilight town.
Axel:*goes through portal 2 twilight town*
*distant voice*
??: T shirts!! Pins!! ALL UR FAVE THINGS!!
Axel.....huh?*walks over to stand**sees someone with organization robe on with hood up*
???? : Oh!! Axel!
*pulls off hood*
Axel: eh?!?!
Rexlan: hey!! Come in!!*opened door*
Axel:wat r u doing?!?!
Rexlan: selling things!
Axel: what kind of things?
Rexlan: DaCookiewitLeppa things!!!
Axel: *FACE GLOVE* (heh heh)
-1 hour later-
Axel:*grabs Rexlan's butt*
Rexlan*turns around*
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!
Axel: you know that show with the perv monk..?
Rexlan: *sigh* yes
Axel: ...and I wanted to see if you would react like that demon slayer........
Rexlan:WELL,GESS WUT!I WILL!!!*slaps axel*
Axel:*starts 2 FAKE cry..*
Rexlan: ah!! I sorry in sorry!!!*hugs axel*
Crowd of people watching: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Axel: want me 2 get rid of them??
Rexlan:*nods*
Axel: lies Rexlan on ground*
Crowd: ???????.......
Axel: *pins Rexlan down with his hands on her arms*
Crowd:........WTH??
Rexlan:*smiles to herself*
Axel:*leans down to kiss Rexlan*
Little boy in crowd: THERE GONNA DO IT!!!
Crowd: *screams * AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK IN THE CASTLE
Xelia: Aw, dangit.
Zexion: What?
Xelia: My senses are tingling...
Zexion: What senses?
Xelia: My "Axel & Rexlan are about to do something they're going to regret" senses.
Zexion: How the heck do you feel those senses?
Xelia: Long story short, I should not have eaten those potato chips...
Zexion: Whaaaaaaat??
Xelia: Nevermind... But we have to go to Twilight town RIGHT AWAY!
Zexion: Okay! I'll go get Fruxa, Roxas and Xion... *runs to get them*
Zexion: *comes back with them*
Roxas: So.. what's up?
Xelia: No time to explain... we just have to go to Twilight Town LIKE NOW.
Xion: Let's go, then!
*everyone goes on the portal to Twilight Town*
*sees Axel and Rexlan on the ground together while the people of Twilight Town are running around crazily*
Little boy: I'M TOO YOUNG TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
Old man: I'M TOO OLD TO BE SEEING SOMETHING LIKE THIS! I WANT SOUP!
Boy's mama: WHY ISN'T MY HUSBAND THAT ROMANTIC!?
Boy's father: HEY!
Boy's mama: WELL, IT'S TRUE!
Xion: Mmmm... chaos much?
Roxas: No... I don't see it! *sarcasm*
Xelia: What should we do?!
Zexion: Get Axel and Rexlan to leave...
Man: HERE! TAKE THIS TANK OF LIVE FISH! I DON'T WAN'T IT ANYMORE! MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Zexion: Um... kay...
Fruxa: That was random... Hey, where's Demyx?
Zexion: I told him to come with us be he said, "No, I'm too busy playing my sitar! GO AWAY!"
Fruxa: *sigh* Lazy bum... But that's why I love him!
Xelia: Wuuuuuuuuuuutttt....? You love him?!
Fruxa: Did I just say that out loud? *covers mouth with gloved hand*
Xelia: Apparently...
Roxas: So... What are we gonna do with these fish?
Xion: Dunno... But let's get Axel and Rexlan out of here, first.
Xelia: Kay. *transports everyone back to the castle, including the fish*
Rexlan: *jumps up and brushes herself off* Twilight Town is so dirty...
Axel: I know, right?
Rexlan: And not in the good way, either.
Axel: Shame... Wait, WTF is with the fish?
Zexion: Some random dude gave it to us... He was freaked about you guys almost doing it on the sidewalk.
Rexlan: I like the fish... They're pretty... *watches the fish in a catlike way*
Fruxa: I'm hungry... Can we fry up those fish and eat 'em?
Xelia: *glares*
Fruxa: I was kidding!
Xelia: Urgh... fine!
Zexion: So... what should we do now?
Roxas: Dun-
Demyx: HEY GUYS COME LOOK AT THIS VIDEO THAT I FOUND ON MY iPAD!
Rexlan: You have an iPad?!
Xelia: WANT.
Axel: EXTREME WANT.
Demyx: The iPad isn't important. Just come look...
And everybody runs over to see the video.
Xion: WTF?!? Why are we watching a bunch of middle school kids caramel dancen’??
Demyx: HUSH!! Look behind the girl in the black kimono.
-Ipad shows Axel pinning Rexlan down-
Axel & Rexlan: -.-‘
Everyone: O.O WTH?!?! *everyone turns to Axel and Rexlan*
Xelia: why the *bleep* were you doing that in public?!?!
Rexlan: we had a good reason….
Xelia: and what is that?
Axel: We wanted them to go away…
Xelia: WTH?!?! You were running a business!!
Rexlan: And I got all the money I wanted!!
Zexion: Oh? How much??
Rexlan: enough 4 like 2 DS –ez and an iphone!!
Roxas: and how did you do that?!?!
Rexlan: well…… I’m part of DaCookiewitLeppa… sooo… I get 90% of the money!
Zexion:(Lman. How many people like DaCookiewitLeppa???)
Xion: ……….. Anywho…… let’s eat!
Rexlan: I makes some pie!!
Xelia: NO!! No pie..
Rexlan: RAMEN?!?!?
Axel: Ramen!! RAMEN!!
Xelia:*sigh* fine…….
Everyone: YAY!!!!!
Rexlan:*runs to kitchen*
Zexion: when did we get the kitchen??
Everyone:*stare at each other*
Rexlan: You know what?! Go make your on *bleep*ing sandwich!
Axel: But I'm too lazy!
Demyx: Ya, me too!
Xelia: *stands up and crosses arms* Yeah, you guys should make your own sandwiches! Or ramen or whatever the heck where are eating...
Xion: I agree!
Fruxa: *shrugs* I just want Ramen...
Axel: Hurgh! >_< Fine! I'll go make ramen!
Girls: YAY!
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
Rexlan: *sniffs the air* Is something burning?
Roxas: Um...
Axel: OH MY NAKED VEXEN, I BURNED IT!
Marluxia: Mmm... naked Vexen...
Rexlan: Go away, Marly! *throws numchucks at*
Marluxia: *explodes in a burst of flowers*
Xelia: Flowers?! WTF?!
Axel: UH GUYS, THE RAMEN! ITS STILL BURNING!
Rexlan: Oh right!
Demyx: *puts out fire with water powers* That was easy...
Fruxa: Yeah! *runs and gets an easy btton then presses it*
Easy button: THAT WAS EASY!
*everyone here's a crash*
Rexlan: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Xelia: Xigbar hasn't even been in the story up until now...
Xigbar: You guys are so mean...
Rexlan: Well, your character isn't really that interesting so...
Xigbar: T_T Shuddup.. I'm interesting!
Rexlan: I think we've already decided that you are boring...
Xigbar: *runs away, crying*
Rexlan: *shakes head* He deserves it!
Axel: You guys are scary, you know that, right?!
Xelia: Uh-huh. That's what we were going for.
Zexion: Awe, your so cute when you're trying to be scary!
Xelia: Thanks! Wait- I'm not scary?
Zexion: *laughs* Everyone else would think you're scary, just not me 'cause I know you better than that.
Xelia: AWW! Come here! *hugs*
Zexion *looks at Axel and winks* Let's get out of here, Xelia.
Xelia: Okay! *skips to Zexion's bedroom happily*
Roxas: Dang, he's got it so easy...
Rexlan: I knew she was weak!
Xelia: I HEARD THAT!
Rexlan: Shoot...
Rexlan: *grabs Axel hand* Axel, We're gonna go to your bedroom NOW.
Axel: But.. but..but.. I don't wanna look at my broken laptop! It's too heavy of a burden to bear!
Rexlan: Fine, then we'll go to my room! *drags Axel to her bedroom*
AN HOUR LATER
Demyx: Guys, get over here! You'll never believe what I jsut saw out of the window...
Rexlan:I'm busy.... AND I DON'T REALLY CARE!!
Axel:Yeah.Me too! Might take another hour!!
Demyx:*face glove*I dont want 2 know wat there doing...
Frucxa: What did u see outside?!?!
Demyx: I saw a heartless that looked like the Poke'mon Flygon!!!
Half-ghost Marluxia: I like Bellossom!!
Axel:*Burns marly and bellossom*LIKE I CARE!!!!
Demyx:I thought you were busy! its only been 10min!!
Axel: .... well..... i got bored...
Everyone: -.-'
Frucxa: anywho.... what do we do now.........?
Xigbar: GET ME NEW EYES!!!!
Demyx: NO!!.......I could play some music....?
Frucxa: I think thats a great idea!!!
Rexlan: *Bleep* no!!*runs to Axel* I thought i told u 2 wait 4 me!!
Axel: u were to slow..............
Rexlan:Well, heres you punishment.* starts hugging Axel*
-everyone hears sound of cracking bones-
Frucxa:REXLAN!!!STOP! Ur gonna kill him!!
Rexlan:...........................
Demyx:*sigh* Rexlan, i heard larxene bought some beef jerky!!
Rexlan: *teleports 2 kitchen*
Demyx: R u o.k Axel???
Axel: yeah.... but u ruined da moment........
Frucxa: Moment?!?! She was going to kill you....!!!
Axel: Heh. you dont get it...
Demyx: Get what??!?!
Axel:
Fruxa : -sits in the cafe where Demyx works part-time playing music, listening to Demyx's sittar,and staring at him dreamily.-ooooohhhh he SOOO hot......
Axel : -sticks out tongue and screams- AHHHHHHHHH I BURNT MY TONGUE!!!!
Demyx : -stops and looks at Axel for a second,and starts playing again-
Rexlan : -facepalm- Ohhhh Axel......-runs off to get an ice pack for his wounded tongue-
Demyx : -finishes his song, stands up and bows-
Fruxa : -jumps up and applaudes still her hands sting-WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GOO DEMYX!!!! WOO WOOO WOO WOO!!!YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Demyx : -blushes a little,and scoots off the stage-
Rexlan : -returns with an ice pack and presses it on Axels tongue-
Axel : -whimpers-
Fruxa : -sighs-
LATER......
Demyx : Fruxa.....?
Fruxa : -turns to look at Demyx- Yes Demyx?
Demyx : -looks around nervously- can i talk to you...... alone.....for a second?
Fruxa : -looks confused- O.O ok....? - looks at everbody-
Xelia : -looks back at her and winks- ^.~
Demyx and Fruxa : -walk away-
IN DEMYX'S ROOM,ALL ALONE....
Demyx : Fruxa.....
Fruxa : thats the tenth time you've said my name. SPIT IT OUT ALREADY.
Demyx : -starts pacing backing back and forth, mumbling- Fruxa.......
Fruxa : thats the ELEVENTH TIME !!!!!SPILL!!! THE SUSPENSE IS K I L L I N G ME!!1
Demyx : Fruxa....-looks her in the eye-I love you.
Fruxa : O.O...-AKWARD-
Fruxa : ....really?
Demyx : Yes.I really do.
Fruxa : I love you too,Demyx!-grabs and hugs him-
Everybody outside ,watching : AWWWWWWWW THATS SOOOOO CUTE!!!
Demyx and Fruxa : WHAT THE!!!!????
Everybody but Rexlan : -points at Rexlan- IT WAS HER IDEA!!!-runs away-
Rexlan : GUYS DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Fruxa : -stomps over,fuming- REXLAN!!!!!I'M GOING TO CLAW YOUR *bleep*en EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!!
Rexlan : -picks Marluxia out of thin air and shields herself with him-
Frucxa (I CHANGED IT!) : YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!-claws and bites and punches and kicks-
Marluxia : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
several minutes later
Rexlan: man, marly’s getten pretty heavy..
Frucxa:*pants lying on the floor*
Rexlan:…………. Well, BYE!*runs off*
Axel: Rexlan!! Meh tongue still hurts!!
Rexlan: -.-And what do u want me to do about it??
Axel: make it feel better!!
Rexlan: And how can I do that??
Axel: Maybe with ur tongue…..?
Rexlan: * sigh*
-Axel & Rexlan start making out 4 like 5 min-
Frucxa: Would it kill u 2 get a friggen’ room!?!?!
Xelia: Yeah!! Its starting 2 get disgusting…
Rexlan: Ur just jealous that ur relationship isn’t as awesome!!
Everyone:*Eyes flaming* GET OUT!!!
Axel & Rexlan: OKAY!!* runs away*
ELSEWARE
Fruxa : - sits at the desk in her room hunched over a piece of paper with words on it-
Xelia : -knocks on the door- can i come in?
Fruxa : Go ahead!-holds up the paper,scanning it with her eyes- Done!
Xelia : -opens the door and comes in- Whatya doing?
Fruxa : nothing much.-walks over to the door and tapes the paper to the outside-
Xelia : -Reads the paper curiously-
GHOST FREE ZONE
Larxene that means YOU!
KNOCK
BEFORE
YOU
ENTER!
Xelia : Nice. Can you do one for me that says "PERV FREE ZONE" ?
Fruxa : -turns and looks at her- wh-?
Xelia : Marluxia keeps sneaking into my room and stealing my shampoo.
Marluxia : IT MAKES MY HAIR SMELL LIKE AN OCEAN BREEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE!!!!!!
Xelia and Fruxa : SHUT UP MARLUXIA!!
Fruxa : theres more to it. Watch this. Hey Larxene!!
Larxene : -appears in the hallway in front of the door- Yeeeeeessss???
Fruxa : Come here for a second wouldya?-smiles evilly-this is gonna be good.
Larxene : OK.....?-attempts to float in but is shocked with 5,000 volts of electricity,making her scream and float away as fast as she can-
Xelia :-eyes grow wide with astonishment- COOL!!! how'd you do that?
Fruxa : -holds up a spray can that says 'Keep Away! spray'- just add a bit of electricity,a DNA Sample of the person or 'thing' you want to stay away,and boom! 'ELECTRIC Keep Away! spray'
Xelia : so you just like sprayed that on the paper?
Fruxa : no.I sprayed it on the door and frame.the paper was just there for show.
Xelia : ahhhhh I see.
Xelia: Xigbar hasn't even been in the story up until now...
Xigbar: You guys are so mean...
Rexlan: Well, your character isn't really that interesting so...
Xigbar: T_T Shuddup.. I'm interesting!
Rexlan: I think we've already decided that you are boring...
Xigbar: *runs away, crying*
Rexlan: *shakes head* He deserves it!
Axel: You guys are scary, you know that, right?!
Xelia: Uh-huh. That's what we were going for.
Zexion: Awe, your so cute when you're trying to be scary!
Xelia: Thanks! Wait- I'm not scary?
Zexion: *laughs* Everyone else would think you're scary, just not me 'cause I know you better than that.
Xelia: AWW! Come here! *hugs*
Zexion *looks at Axel and winks* Let's get out of here, Xelia.
Xelia: Okay! *skips to Zexion's bedroom happily*
Roxas: Dang, he's got it so easy...
Rexlan: I knew she was weak!
Xelia: I HEARD THAT!
Rexlan: Shoot...
Rexlan: *grabs Axel hand* Axel, We're gonna go to your bedroom NOW.
Axel: But.. but..but.. I don't wanna look at my broken laptop! It's too heavy of a burden to bear!
Rexlan: Fine, then we'll go to my room! *drags Axel to her bedroom*
AN HOUR LATER
Demyx: Guys, get over here! You'll never believe what I jsut saw out of the window...
Rexlan:I'm busy.... AND I DON'T REALLY CARE!!
Axel:Yeah.Me too! Might take another hour!!
Demyx:*face glove*I dont want 2 know wat there doing...
Frucxa: What did u see outside?!?!
Demyx: I saw a heartless that looked like the Pokémon Flygon!!!
Half-ghost Marluxia: I like Bellossom!!
Axel:*Burns marly and Bellossom*LIKE I CARE!!!!
Demyx:I thought you were busy! it’s only been 10min!!
Axel: .... well..... i got bored...
Everyone: -.-'
Frucxa: any who.... what do we do now.........?
Xigbar: GET ME NEW EYES!!!!
Demyx: NO!!.......I could play some music....?
Frucxa: I think that’s a great idea!!!
Rexlan: *Bleep* no!!*runs to Axel* I thought I told u 2 wait 4 me!!
Axel: u were to slow..............
Rexlan:Well, heres you punishment.* starts hugging Axel*
-everyone hears sound of cracking bones-
Frucxa:REXLAN!!!STOP! Ur gonna kill him!!
Rexlan:...........................
Demyx:*sigh* Rexlan, i heard larxene bought some beef jerky!!
Rexlan: *teleports 2 kitchen*
Demyx: R u o.k Axel???
Axel: yeah.... but u ruined da moment........
Frucxa: Moment?!?! She was going to kill you....!!!
Axel: Heh. you dont get it...
Demyx: Get what??!?!
Axel: the harder the squeeze in a hug the more emotion is in it.
Frucxa & Demyx: WUT?!?!
Axel: aww!! That was really deep just then!!!
Rexlan:*appears*U LIED IT WAS TURKEY JERKY!!!!
-Rexlan starts chasing Demyx around room-
Elseware
Xelia: you know, Zexion, Rexlan has been saying things about you…
Zexion: Like what……?
Xelia: She making fun of u because your weapons a book..
Zexion: ………….. hmmm….
Xelia: Arnt u going 2 do something about it?!?!
Zexion: I have no need..
Xelia: Why??
Zexion: I sent marly on a quest………
Xelia: What did he do?
Zexion: He took her i-pod..
Xelia: OMFG!! Do u know what she’ll do!?!?! She’ll tear down the whole castle down looking for it!!
Zexion: ohh…. Didn’t think of that…Xelia: ur gonna get yourself killed!!
Zexion: yeah but marlys the one who stole it.. he’ll make it so easy to find it I wont be found!!
Xelia:…… yeah, your right.
Rexlan: OMFG WHERE IS MY iPOD?!
Axel: First, my laptop, now your iPod....
Xelia: If this "crook" breaks my DS, I'll rip them to shreds.
Zexion: Oh, Xelia. I'm sure they wouldn't steal your DS... As long as they don't "steal" my Xbox...
Marluxia: Hey, guys!
Zexion: Marluxia, what do you have behind your back?
Marluxia: Nothing... *looks confused*
Zexion: If you don't have anything, then who took Rexlan's iPod?
Everyone stops and slowly swivels their heads towards one another.
Everyone: LARXENE!
Zexion: Marly! I told you to get it!
Rexlan: WHAT?! *makes claw marks in the couch*
Demyx: Hmm... Just wait till Saix Puppy hears about this...
Fruxa: Saix... Puppy?
Rexlan: Demyx... Show her those SpoonyChan videos...
Demyx: Kay! *grabs Fruxa's hand and runs away with her to his bedroom*
Zexion: Anyway, we should go find Larxene and kill that little b-
Rexlan: YEAH WE SHOULD!
Axel: Okay! Let's go find her! Oh and Marly, you can't come.
Marluxia: B-but why not?!
Axel: Cuz I said so.
Rexlan: Ya anyway...
WHEN THEY FIND LARXENE
Rexlan: HAND OVER MY iPOD YOU *bleep*!
Larxene: I was just downloading dotA on it... *looks back at computer screen innocently*
Larxene: Well, I was reading this really cool fanfictiona about us...
Xelia: THERE'S FANFICTION ABOUT US?!
Larxene: Ya... come see!
Everybody crowds around the computer screen.
Xelia: OHMYGOSH THAT'S US! REXLAN AND ME ARE IN IT, TOO!
Roxas: Guys, what are you- OH MY GAWD I JUST SAW MY NAME!
Axel: Hey, that one looks cool! Let's read that!
Larxene: Alright.. but it's a yaoi...
Axel: What's yaoi?
Larxene: You'll see...
(not that one)
